“All too mortal, a film that dies long before its time.” Roger Moore, Orlando Sentinel

“Immortals doesn’t lack a sense of wonder. You spend most of the film wondering why they bothered making it.” Dave Golder, SFX Magazine

“Where are the gods of Olympus when you need them? I ask on behalf of Immortals, because mere mortals were apparently not able to create a movie that actually made sense.” Betsy Sharkey, Los Angeles Times

“We can only wonder how much less fighting there would be if these warriors could just find some other hobbies.” Matt Pais, RedEye

“The pity is that Tarsem’s intelligence doesn’t connect his cinematic eye to his narrative mind. The director’s visual gift is like a brilliant retina, detached.” Richard Corliss, TIME Magazine

“When Hyperion says of one character, ‘His pain has just begun,’ you know exactly how he feels.” Ty Burr, Boston Globe

“An impeccably dressed yawnfest.” Dustin Putman, DustinPutman.com

Party Animal

CK One Shock’s spice and tobacco musk is great for indie hotties with an attitude. B2,650.

Football Captain

Davidoff Champion Energy, an unstoppable tangy, grapefruity scent to go with his buffness. B2,800.

Cool Exec

If he likes to stand out from the crowd, then get him Hugo Boss Just Different, an icy cool mint fragrance. B2,700.

Goody Two-shoes

Give your pretty boy the sensation of freedom and simplicity with the warm oceanic scents from Giorgio Armani’s Acqua Di Gio Pour Homme. B3,200.

Sex Magnet

Gucci Guilty Pour Homme Intense is bound to get him sexed up with its notes of lemon, coriander and lavender. B3,150.