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Mr. Know It All
November 21st, 2008
Dear Mr. KIA, My band has been playing together for three years. While I can’t say we are the best, I’m sure we’ve got what it takes. I’m a pretty talented singer, our guitarist has amazing technique, and our drummer really puts his heart into it. (read more...)
November 13th, 2008
Dear Mr. KIA, I’ve seen in magazines and on TV that stars’ lashes always seem to stay perfectly long, curled and separated. Though mine are already very long, thick and sexy, they just don’t have that killer curl. You have no idea how much time I waste each morning trying to beautify them. (read more...)
November 10th, 2008
Dear Mr. KIA, I’m thinking about bringing my pet over to Thailand. However, I read on some forums that once the animal arrives at the Thai airport, the customs officer will try every possible means to make you pay a series of “surcharges,” which include import duty, overtime, etc. People say they’re just making you pay because you’re farang. (read more...)
October 31st, 2008
Dear Mr. KIA, So, here’s the thing. I know we don’t really have a traditional trick-or-treat culture here in Thailand but frankly I just think Halloween is a great excuse to dress up a little slutty and act a little devilish. (read more...)
October 20th, 2008
Dear Mr. KIA, There’s this girl at work that I really, really like. The thing is, she’s into guys with tattoos and long hair. I may not be the wildest boy she’ll meet, but I do think I’m ideal boyfriend material. All I lack is the look she’s into. Mr. KIA, I can grow my hair but I also need the ink to match. (read more...)
September 19th, 2008
Dear Mr. KIA, I recently moved in with my boyfriend and discovered he is a complete lazy mess behind closed doors. His room is filthy and his scuzzy old rags and unwashed plates are scattered all over the place. As a result, his room smells like a dungeon. I’ve managed to tidy things up but now I need something to make it more pleasant to breathe. (read more...)
September 11th, 2008
Dear Mr. KIA: I am a 26-year old accountant at my wits’ end. I got passed over for a promotion because my supervisor says I’m not man enough! What I really need are some kickass army threads to help me tap into my inner Rambo!—Soldier of Fortune (read more...)
August 29th, 2008
Dear Mr. KIA, I am a 30- year-old newlywed guy and I plan to move into a new, luxurious, though very small, apartment that my hiso wife owns. But here’s the worst part: she’s not letting me bring any of my bachelor gear with me. (read more...)
August 22nd, 2008
Dear Mr. KIA, I’m one of those girls who was born with supermodel height and unfortunately feet to match. Thai women have such dainty digits, shoe stores never carry my size (43 European). I’ve checked out all the low and high-end places, but I’m still stuck with my giant feet and no shoes. (read more...)
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