Here’s the latest report from our 15-year-old international school correspondent, Pancake:

Hey Guys! Whoa, what is going on here? Everyone is just like sooo angry right now. Maybe it’s coz of the rain or something? I know for me sometimes my driver gets stuck and takes like forever to pick me up from the mall. Geez! I mean, it’s just water, people!

So anyway, there’s like this mob or whatever that has been camped outside for weeks—like, on the street! I went down to take a look (well, actually not on purpose but I passed by them on my way to my friend Gnarly Kitty’s) and it was like so ghetto. Like, they have TVs and stuff but they only turned them on for stupid football. Don’t they know that there are more important things in life, like who is gonna get kicked off of Project Runway this week?

Mostly all they do is listen to these angry old dudes yelling at Samak. Like we haven’t heard all this crap already. And then their other “big” thing was walking to the Government House, which is, like, oooh, such a big deal. We had to go there once on a school trip and I almost died of boredom. Like, literally.

One thing I can understand is how people are mad coz everything is getting so expy. Did you know there’s like a list of products, and the government decides if the prices should go up? I’m way serious. They started with 60 things—mostly stuff like powdered milk and detergent, but who knows? Maybe Top Shop will be next, which would suck.

At least we’re not like Koreans. Did you see that? They were going really wild, burning cars and throwing rocks at the cops just coz they thought that America was gonna sell them beef that was made from mad cows or something. I’m like, “Fine, you people should not be eating anything that will make you more crazy.” But I would be more worried about what eating too many Big Macs does to your ass, not your brain.

Let’s all stay healthy and happy, everybody!