Anonymous Clinics

November 23rd, 2007

Dear Mr. KIA: Please my dearest Mr. KIA, if you help me out I promise I will change my lifestyle and set foot on the pathway to being a nice girl again. I think I have just given myself a death sentence. I was out partying again last night, and I did try to not be slutty, but I swear, old habits die hard. I ended up in this guy’s bed and everything is a blur. I don’t know what to do. I’m sure as hell no precaution was taken last night. I’m afraid I might have contracted something and I’m too afraid to get tested. I lead a double life, you see. By day, I am Daddy’s Little Girl, but by night I’m complete HOtness. If I get tested, will I have to reveal my identity? Is there anyway I can get tested while I can still maintain my good name? —Shy Little Urban Teen.

Dear SLUT: I don’t know why you should even be surprised. I think you kind of already knew it was coming, judging from the way you are wasting your time leading this double life. You should have known better which path you ought not to go on, and yet you did this anyway (Mr. KIA shakes his head in disbelief). Well, at least you are responsible enough to seek help, which I am happy to provide. After all we need to end this vicious cycle of carelessness with proper education and kind advice. Here are few places that you can get tested without having to reveal your true identity. Go for it. And for once in your life, kill that old habit and make sure it’s gone for good.

The Thai Red Cross AIDS Research Center is an official organization operated by The Red Cross Thailand. Not only can you get tested here but you can also get free education about AIDS and they also offer a counseling session to whoever comes for the test.

Silom Community Clinic is offering free anonymous tests to any Rainbowlanders, and straights are also welcome. They offer free educational information about HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases and they also give pre and post-test counseling. Results of HIV tests are available in 30 minutes.

Fa Si Roong caters to the gay male community, offering free counseling and education about HIV and AIDS. Gay men who join their program are eligible for free a HIV test.