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Dear Mr. KIA: I wanna be a rock star but there’s no way I’m going to humiliate myself by joining AF. Sure, they get famous fast, but only because they’re exposing their lives on TV, definitely not because of their talent. My band and I want to be known for our music, not for some phony reason. We’re pretty good at what we do but I still think we need a little bit of help before we start cranking out a demo. I was wondering if there are any classes out there that are geared towards training you to become a kick-ass rock band? Thanks Mr. KIA and you’ll be the first to get a backstage pass to our sell-out concert—Don’t Mock My Rock. (read more...)